Melting Moments

Ok.. 1st off... This isn't about the shop in Bangalore which serves up these absolutely delicious sundaes... ( give me a moment to wipe off the drool at the thought of their yummy black forest) much as I would like to write about it and those banana splits, truffles, cheesecakes all those other totally forbidden goodies loaded with cream, calories and what have yous... ok.. now I'll stop torturing you and all those helpless ppl with me who are on a diet.. ( SIGH!!!) :( this post is about summer.. and how I'm totally melting in this heat ( Aaaaaaaaaahh now you get it.. melting moments.. funny na?? ok i thought not.. but since this is my blog i guess i can crack bad jokes and you can choose not to read it.. simple.. :D) In case u haven't noticed it or have been living in far away mars I'm back in Ahmedabad.. (long story.. while i'm at it.. bye bye Chennai.. U suck.. Hope another Tsunami comes and washes away what is left of that pathetic city..) So?? u may ask.. well so happens to be the fact that I'm F***ing melting here!!!!! I'm mean really.. I hate global warming.. Can u imagine walking out of your house at 8 in the morning and encountering temperatures expected at around 1?? 32 frigging degrees in the morning... in the morning so all u good ppl can well imagine what happens to us poor mortals in the afternoon... worst is the appetite loss.. ( actually since I'm on a diet it's kinda good but anyway I hate it when it's 2 hot 2 eat!!!) urgh!!! I'm sincerely planning on turning into a vampire during this season.. drink liquids and stay up late... avoid the sun.. hmmm... i wonder how i'll look with fangs and stuff.. ( If at any time during the reading of this post i sound delirious blame the heat) i know summer is good and it is the reason we have monsoons which are basically keeping our economy alive but ppl I'm melting here.. ( the no. of times I've said I'm melting in this post will make ppl think i'm the wicked witch from the Wizard of Oz ).. besides isn't the sun supposed to give us tan,cancer, wrinkles and yadda yadda yadda??? I really fail to understand why on earth ppl think light to be good and darkness bad... darkness never gives yr skin bad stuff.. look at vampires.. they stay in the dark don't go out in the sun and every frikin one of them is drop dead gorgeous.. atleast that's what tv leads us to believe... anyway.. i see i've written a lot of things other than this stupid heat and u knw wat I'm not even gonna write abt it anymore.. just invite y'all over.. hey!!! Wait!! dnt run away!!! i was jokin!!!